I decided to take a step back from politics and give a view of what someone who was new to politics would think about all of us ideologues who are really into our particular party and how silly it must look.

Republican:

You think (you KNOW) that the United States kicks ass, and should be the global law who dictates peace as the United States has the true moral authority in the world. New things are horrible and we should stick to the things we know best (mainly Guns, God, and some how NASCAR fits in there as well). Republicans like making their own way and don’t need or want help from anyone else. The more money you have just shows how successful you are. Republicans hate a big government and would have anarchy if they could, Anarchy rocks -> Communist’s are sissies.

As for how you are probably dressed… You are either wearing blue jeans, and you don’t look like you have showered in a week (its okay you probably haven’t), with greasy hair; or you are in business casual even sitting at home reading this, with your nice haircut you just got to make sure it never grows out more than 5 inches.

Democrats:

The United States isn’t as good as we think they are, are they? You know that the United States is falling behind in Education, Technology, and in the Environment. By working together, we can all come to a happy agreement with everyone else in the world, throwing around military power is for Power Hungry Imperialists. Just because someone doesn’t have as much money as other people, doesn’t mean they shouldn’t have the same opportunities, and if someone has a lot of money they should give that money to other people so they can have a chance. Communism would be great, anarchy is simply dumb… people who try to fend for themselves are greedy assholes.

You look like either you are in the glamour scene with your hair done up real fancy, and are in your pearls even though you are walking around the house; or you are have your long unkept hair and a pair of jeans you just picked up at Good Will.
Independents:

Well hello my “Political Parties all suck, so lets create another one” friend. You are fed up with “the system”: The Republicans are wimpy, despite their tough guy, “Our way or your not an American”, way of doing things… and fail at recognizing new age issues. The Democrats are crazy and want to spend too much of your hard earned cash. You, are a moderate… You see there is an issue with immigration, but the idea of giving everyone a free pass doesn’t sound right, but neither does building a gigantic wall with a “keep out” sign. You enjoy being the swing vote, everyone knows that you are typically not a straight party line voter… and you make the candidates WORK for your vote because in the end elections are won and lost by your vote.

You look like your average American… you probably would get lost in a crowd

 Libertarians:
You don’t want other people medaling in your life and want to be left the hell alone as long as you are not hurting anyone else. Like the republicans you don’t like your money going to other people and think everyone should fend for themselves, however you take it to the next level… you don’t want to give ANY of your money to other people. You don’t think the United States has any right to be throwing its weight around, and think we might be getting too big for our britches.
Pot is cool, and doing drugs is your own right, just don’t sell them to little kids (or anyone for that matter)… Just stick to the organic stuff.

You are an older person, you remember the good old days before them damn young’ins started screwing up our political system. Your an American damn it, you should be able to do what you want when you want huh?

Green Party:
Your not a communist… but you think Karl Marx is a badass.  We need to be paying attention to whets important… not silly things like immigration.  You want the United States to start saving the planet, being more eco-friendly, and start getting more children in seat belts. Men and women have NO differences, that’s silly. Ralph Nader rocks. You are kind of like the Democrats little brother party, whose only really dragging the dems down in votes.

Hopefully you don’t look like Ralph Nader who looks like a guy with AIDS who had a stroke. You are probably wearing a tie-die shirt with your green peace flag in the middle of it. Your a member of PETA, Greenpeace, and Save the Whales.

United States Marijuana Party Members:

You love your pot and your not afraid to admit it, you are not just going to sit on your couch everyday smoke some “Jane”… You want to stand up for your rights to smoke pot as much as you would like. You keep trying to get the political system in your favor by showing countless statistics on how marijuana is actually good for your health… and how its all a big conspiracy on why its illegal (just like how the United States never really went to the moon, and 9/11 was obviously an inside job). You are also not the casual marijuana smoker either, your the guy/girl that is out there convincing your friends and family that they should be smoking it too. You are probably a grower, and when you go to jail for it, you tell everyone you went as though it was a trophy you won. Kudos man…. Kudos.

You have dread locks, and dirt under your nails… if your a white guy your also probably pale white too.